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I hate it when youâre reading smut and you canât figure out what position theyâre in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
YâALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughterâs first birthday next week, Iâm sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
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Interesting
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itâs actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUâRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donât even care if it actually works, Iâm mostly reblogging because itâs freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yâknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
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This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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This is legit the best thing Iâve read all day.
Please read it, please
I will never not reblog this story
i literally have not laughed this hard in weeks
This is the money courage, reblog at your leisure for wealth, positivity and good fortune. Add any negativity to this post and a man will appear outside your home yelling âreturn the slabâ over and over.
âI donât know. Psychology isnât my area.â If he was asked, heâd say psychology wasnât an actual science.Â
âAlthough I have heard of exposure therapy: exposing one to their phobia. So I suppose yourâŚfriend would have to be exposed to needles. They pinch, of course, and theyâre not pleasant, but theyâre harmless. The more your friend is exposed to needles, the less heâll need to be afraid of them.âÂ
Johnny turned a shade of green when Klaus explained what exposure therapy was. He slowly lay down on the table while murmuring ânahâ over and over again until he was on his back. âHe wouldnât be down for that I can tell you that much, thanks anyways.â Johnny mentally cursed himself when he realized that heâs started shaking from thinking about getting needles stuck into him over and over again, but knew better than to fight it. So he lay there trembling as his mind raced with thoughts of having needles shoved into his skin until the doctors thought he was cured of his fear. Feeling his mouth go dry, he raised his head so he could see Klaus. âC-can I have anothah glass of watah? My throat feels all funny all of a sudden...â His normally obnoxious and loud voice had suddenly become pitiful and soft from fear. Â
SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING
SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS ITâS BEING ALL CUTE LIKE âit is a mysteryâ FUCK YOU MAN
This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS
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âBack and chest pain is normal,â he replied, taking the thermometer out of Johnnyâs mouth. â104,â he read out, âa high fever. Weâll have to monitor that.âÂ
Klaus grabbed a bottle of medication from the shelf. It was simple over-the-counter stuff for fevers and headaches. âThis should lower your fever and with any luck, youâll be able to sleep for a few hours. Itâll make you feel better,â he said, handing over to capsules and a glass of water.Â
Johnny nodded in thanks, took the pills, and drank the water. He sat there for a moment looking at the floor, lost in thought, then he looked up with a curious expression on his face. âSay, doc. What causes simple fears to become full-blown phobias? Iâm askinâ for a pal whoâs too scared to go to the doc for...uh...needle stuff. He was curious about it, and thought that if he knew what caused a fear to become a phobia, he could figure out a way to get over it.â He picked at the blanket as he spoke, and tensed up when he said âneedle stuffâ. Other than that it was obvious that he was just as curious about the topic as he was nervous. Â
Life is a journey, donât be afraid to see where it takes you.
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I was just captivated by this comic
THIS NEEDS TO BE A MIYAZAKI FILMÂ
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@bukoya-reblogs
Long but gorgeous.
AAAAAAA
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thank you for the sauce
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the rubber chicken vacuum cleaner
This video is incredible please watch it I highly recommend it
THE EDITING IS SO GOOD
THE MUSIC CHOICES TOP NOTCH
THE SOUND
THE VACUUM STILL WORKS WITH THE CHICKENS ON IT, THATâS THE KILLER
Iâd like to highlight:
Klaus grabbed a starchy white blanket from a nearby cupboard and draped it over Johnny. âHow long have you been feeling like this?â he asked as he grabbed a thermometer. âJust put this under your tongue.âÂ
It was clear by the sound of Johnnyâs coughing he was congested, so he felt he didnât have to listen to his chest. Not that he wanted to anyway â he might even find a heart in there.Â
As for the needles? Klaus didnât respond, not wanting to make any empty promises. If Johnnyâs condition worsened, he might need fluids through an IV line.Â
âEhh...â Johnny scratched his chin as he thought. âA little ovah a week? Almost two? But it wasnât this bad until a few days ago. Before it was just nasty coughs and a small fever, now itâs this...Damn, my back and chest hurt. Is that normal, doc? Oh, and thank you!â Johnny pulled the blanket a little tighter around his shoulders as he let the thermometer slip under his tongue. His dry, and ever so slightly discolored lips closed around the device. By the time it was removed from his mouth, it read 104 degrees. He looked from the thermometer to Klaus in worry.   Â
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Here are some scientific facts about blood loss for all you psychopaths writers out there.
This is actually very nice. I like the soda bottles as reference. (I remember when I was writing âWizards of Ceresâ how I had to do a similar soda-bottle conversion to try to work out how much blood Fai could drink from Kurogane without killing him.)
On the topic of vampires incidentally, this basically means that there is no reason why feeding from someone should necessitate killing them, unless the vamp can chug two soda bottles worth of liquid in one go or carelessly leaves the bottle open when theyâre done
@fieldofclover thought this might come in handy for, you know, vampirey things
Ooh, I like this! The bottles as a reference makes it quite easy to picture mentally - especially since, having previously experienced just how much mess a litre-bottle spilt on the floor actually makes, it gives a better idea of volume etc.
Incidentally, as a frequent blood donor myself (thank you, haemochromatosis), and thus being more aware of the volume of blood donated at each session (the average appears to be 450ml, or 0.45 litres per blood bag filled) and needing to know how long it takes red blood cells and plasma to recover after donationâ
about 24 hours for plasma, and up to 8 weeks for red blood cells themselves, which is why the average length between donations is 12 weeks, to ensure the body is well recovered by the next donation (which is also why I was so fucking tired after having to donate once a month for the first three months of my treatment)
â I ended up doing a bit of reading re: blood loss, but this really is the best imagery for it Iâve seen without bogging down into too much science stuff.
Other crucially important facts relevant to vampire porn I have learned:Â
yes, you can get an erection after donating blood, as the body generally maintains blood pressure equilibrium even if the volume of red blood cells per liquid ml is lower, though if you lose anything more than half a litre youâre probably gonna find it a bit difficult;Â
erythropoietin is a funky chemical involved in converting stem cells to red blood cells which your body produces when you need more of âem, so if weâre going with the standard âvampire saliva is an anticoagulant and narcotic stimulant, and/or induces arousalâ conceit, it probably makes sense that said saliva introduces a similar compound into the human blood stream in the post-feeding stage to encourage their food to recover quickly for a repeat feeding, usually while licking the wounds left behind;
your vamp is probably gonna have a really full belly if they try and drink more than the average 450ml or so in one sitting. Blood is quite a bit thicker than water or soft drink; itâs more like drinking a hearty broth or soup. Can you imagine attempting to chug a litre of pressurised soup as it squirts into your mouth with considerable force? No thanks!
tl;dr the science behind blood loss is fascinating, especially in a vampire context, and the government agencies monitoring my search history probably think Iâm a serial killer
And in case you arenât writing about vampires, hereâs a page with a neat video of visual rep of blood loss, liter by liter.
AND while I was trying to find that video, I also came across these visual aids:
And this shirt, which only has 250ml (Âźth a liter) of fake blood on it:
They also say that even paramedics have a difficult time guessing how much blood was lost, and many of them will say they probably got it wrong. For people used to having our blood be on the inside, it can be startling to see so much of it on the outside- even when âso muchâ turns out to be actually not as much as we thought.
this video is the essence of who i am as a man
Isnt this the person who's husband left something at the airport and they had to dig around in a bush for it and said "shrubbery" in the best way?
yeah it is
