Introduction
Heyy! I had been thinking of doing this for a long time lmao.
You can call me Birdie.
She/Her.
(I sometimes also role-play as a random person who's just existing in a House MD roleplay lmao)
More under the cut.
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@proudravenclawbird
Introduction
Heyy! I had been thinking of doing this for a long time lmao.
You can call me Birdie.
She/Her.
(I sometimes also role-play as a random person who's just existing in a House MD roleplay lmao)
More under the cut.

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Thinking about Neil and Todd exchanging glances and blushing, acting like no one else noticed them (charlie did) while meeks plays Put Your Head On My Shoulder by Paul Anka.
homophobic guy and his boyfriend
a couple doodles for the lovely @greghousebignaturals, inspired by one of my favourite fics they’ve written Make Another Excuse, Another Stupid Reason (go read it Right Now if you havent already!!!!!!!!!)
texts w frank castle (but he’s your neighbor) part two!
a/n: here’s part two!! i’ve also been simultaneously posting these on tiktok too lol! enjoy <3
mhhh mhhh thinking about cuddy again. cuddy sitting up all night watching rachel worrying she wont be a good mother because she her own mother was so mean to her

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"now that you don't have to be perfect, you can be good" but it's neil perry. He was good, really good.
“multiple contusions detected” “yeah, i detected that too” vs.
“alert: senses are overloaded” “yeah, I’m sensing that”
oh irondad you will always be famous
you're... something with frank. you're not dating him, he doesn't take you out. you're not just fucking him, you've practically moved in. there's just not a word for you two, you pivot between hate and love every day.
today, in particular, leans closer to hate.
it's only because you've been talking to your friend- in your defense, it's so hard to coordinate a phone call with her, and in his defense, frank has so little time to relax that he likes to spend it in bed with you. he'll take no for an answer, of course, but he doesn't like taking busy for an answer, so when your call with your friend starts bordering on five hours long while you're lounging around his apartment in his shirt and your panties he's got blue balls and he starts getting pissed off.
you're just trying to talk to your friend on the phone and he's in a pissy mood, throwing shit around, slamming cabinet doors and muttering obscene curses under his breath every time you say something particularly vapid that could probably be a text or at least a phone call after he's gotten to blow his load in you. the noise is so disruptive that you snap at him to stop, 'jesus, frank, could you throw your temper tantrum a little quieter? I'm on the phone.'
you've struck a very sensitive chord here; you've made him feel like he's less important than your phone call. and the last thing he'd ever do was admit that, but you can't give him a nice long look at your ass in a thong beneath the hem of his shirt and expect him to sit quietly and wait for his turn- especially when your guys' conversation stopped being important hours ago and has turned into a useless rehashing of past drama. just the look he gives you, before he says anything at all, makes you realize that you might be in trouble.
'are you kidding me?' he asks, his voice a grating drawl, 'you're gonna lounge around my fuckin' place and tell me to shut up? If you don't like it, sweetheart, you can get out.'
You try cutting him off with a hasty 'Frank!' but he doesn't care, hands wildly waving as he gestures while he talks
'You two aren't even saying anything important anyways. You've been talking about old college drama for hours- you don't have anything better to talk about? You're gonna tell me to shut up- weren't saying that last night, were you? How 'bout you tell her about the way I made you fuckin' cream, huh? The way I grabbed you and tossed you on the couch before you could even turn the lights on. You wanna admit to her how loud you screamed? how the whole fuckin' block knows I was poundin' your pussy last night- you wanna talk about that?'
It doesn't matter how many times you try to stop him once he starts shouting, he's not going to. he's so loud the neighbors can probably hear it, but he's not wrong about them being able to hear you last night, too- they probably do know almost everything that goes on in frank's apartment.
all you can manage is mortified silence and he scoffs, that stupid smirk on his face, 'yeah, that's what i thought, princess'
he means it in a prissy way, and maybe he's right that you eat his food and lay on his couch in his shirt but won't look his way. but maybe he's mean too, and you should be able to talk to someone else for a few hours without him getting jealous and throwing a fit. and you two really don't work well together and you just get so angry at each other, but that's where you really thrive with frank. he gets on your nerves and you get on his and you guys fuck it out like animals. he definitely leaves bite marks on you that night, on your ass, on your shoulder, his hands rough and bruising as he manhandles you, murmuring against your mouth that you've gotta 'start behaving otherwise i'm kicking you out, baby'
TAYLOR SWIFT in London (12 August 2026)
If You Were a Fictional Character
I've seen a few moots doing this and it looked fun!
* Make this picrew of yourself
* Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
...yeah that seems about right 😅🫠
Not sure who's done this already so tagging the besties @thetumblingmoron @redheadsramblings @woundedsoul12 @the-bear-and-his-sunbird @aurorabiggs @thepalehorsevictoria @kiir-do-faal-rahhe and anyone else who would like to play!
ooh looks fun!
why is it so accurate😭
@solangelo-s-epic-daughter and open tags
OOh tysm for the tag!
Eh mostly right lmao (tbh I'm like a mi x of all of them or at least most)
@st4ry3mi @imapuppetqueer @ironunicornautomaton @future-muse @ortegaa @touch-mee-not @kiyana-vi-01 @was-the-grink-there @witchiealice10 @annabethhchaseee @prouvairesverse + all other moots and open tags!
Moi
I’m fucking cackling. This is the best possible answer
@ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife + open tags-
I’m a little weirdo
@darlingxxdeer @apollosbookshelf @subtletwilighteternity +open tags
Ty for the tag! Idk how to feel about this one, but ig it’s accurate
no pressure, tags! @starry-eyed-stag @randylastname @cassandra41924 @princeofcarrotflowers @yumiko-silliness @ineffable-soandso + open!!
tags: @anyydidi @blueisconfused @pisghettio @theasylumchild @blacksheep426 @wylans-flute @yourlocalpjofan1 @ anyonr else who wants to
tysm for the tag!!! this one was actually so fun I was actually just talking abt this concept the other day lol
p.s. mentor is a WILD pick </3 if u knew me irl then I think you might disagree LMAOO
tags: @tarosek @seen-the-stars @zero7-0-7 @oddandalarmingsexualfeelings @wishbonesnclovers @just-a-queergoblin @jupiteristaken uhhh I’m panicking now so open tags <33
ty for the tag!!
i know i look like i’m trying to cosplay a magical being in this but i SWEAR my current outfit rn is an off the shoulder gold top with gold eyeshadow and i do have a gold branch hairclip i wear so like. yeah this is a canon amount of whimsy in my outfit. the one thing that’s different is that my earrings rn are resin preserved pink orchids and i also have dark purple in my eyeshadow rn <3
tags: @blueisconfused, @likeananticurse, @littlelcvestory, @amxrderofcrows, @akarie23
ty for the tag :)
i’ll tag @pomeqranatejuice @catdrawscreatures and @finsettoland
thanks crow! your picrew is so accurate omg
i have NO idea why i got that for the quiz but oh well
@catdrawscreatures @cyclorama-melodrama @mossycereustea @atlasoflanternlight
@rae--the--artist
thanks for the tag pom <3
ooh ive never gotten this result before so that’s fun :D
npt: @atsecretgardensinmymind @amidautumnn1ghtsdream @everyfandompossible @abs-blabs @chub-froggy and open!
Thank you for the tag Mossy!!
I feel like neither of these are fully accurate but that’s okay, I had fun doing them lol
No pressure tags!
@basils-gardening-shears @makeyourwaytofreedom @centralperkpoet @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @czache78 + open tags <3
thank you for the tag, this was so cool!!
@centralperkpoet @czache78 @definitelyfrankiero @drpeppercreamsodaa @m0nt3cr15t0 @neilhilistic @thestorydork @thaliaisalesbian @thetheaterkidwriter @whoa-axel-chill
AHHHH TYSM FOR THE TAG @makeyourwaytofreedom
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
LOL idk if that's accurate but
here we are LOLOLOL
UHMMM @holmes7caulfield @drpeppercreamsodaa @kassachilles @wordslikepoisonn @proudravenclawbird @merlischachen @m0nt3cr15t0 + open!! (im sorry if i forgot anyone or you've already been tagged 73953 times hehe)
@thestorydork tysm for the tag
These are my results lol. Accurate ig😭
Anyways... @onlyindreamz17 @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @printer-reads-505 @straypineneedle

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for the tag game, thank you for the tag @ienjoythebutterflies! I love sharing my music taste on here.
list 5 songs you like to listen to
I'm actually kinda famous- Slayyyter The floor (fred remix)- Fred again...
Call me- Blondie
Nettles- Ethel Cain
American Cars- Noah Kahan
npt: @falenalunare @biohazardousam @bcollisons63 @haveyouseenmybwoah +Anyone else who wants to
hi sweetheart !! Ty for tagging me. Gosh this is hard I love music sm!
Probably all of massive attacks album mezzanine.
the days (notion remix) - chrystal, notion
We will not be lovers - the waterboys
Oh yeah - Steve lacy
I wish - Julia jacklin
@angxlvii @tweddelpop @yao1sport <— I know yo ass ain’t gonna do this but I’m tagging you anyway <3 (I see you yaoisport)
and anyone else who wants to join!
Sam!! I love music what...
Flat Circle - Sydney Sprague
Know You - Kevin Atwater
A Bug's Life - Chase Petra
Say Uncle - Jake Minch
Loser - Tame Impala
@blueberrybitch1 (because I know you're crazy)
@axo4027 (we're engaged so ig we should pick wedding music)
@81-op (because I have a feeling you have an insane lineup...
Me?? Crazy?? Whaaaaaaaaaaa???
you right. And if you asked me in a week this line up will be different I promise.
My Days - The Notebook Musical
Doors - Noah Khan
Where you’er Coming from(the live version)- Vincent Lima
Red Wine Supernova- Chappell Roan
Why Worry - Set It Off
@mothlau, @starrwrrld,@starry-crow, @silvercanary666 + whoever else wanna join I just stay curious about my moots :]
ty for the tag !
action cat - gerard way
disintegration - the cure
all i need - radiohead
reptilia - the strokes
darts of pleasure - franz ferdinand
npt: @local-f1sh, @wetscone, and anyone else
tyyy :D
pinkish - gerard way
give em hell kid - my chemical romance
inertia creeps - massive attack
roman holiday - fontaines dc
ok? ok! ok? ok! - mannequin pussy
npt- @several-mice uh uh uh and anyone else soryyy im hashtag forgetful
thank you :D
my year in lists - los campesinos
chew me up and spit me out - cobra starship
a praise chorus - jimmy eat world
the diving bell - the crane wives
theseus - the oh hellos
tagging @playgroundeyes @milkwithalittlebitofmadness @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @stomachaches-frank @z0mb13-34ts-br41ns @freezerfridays @balladofroses @clerksdagger @ketchup-is-green
thank you for the tag!
my recent list is:
fill in the blank - car seat headrest
psycho magnet - london after midnight
days lie dormant - tøp
scream of the butterfly - acid bath
california rain - james marriot
@alexisstillgay @idontknowwhyimhere102 @xxskyethetiredemoxx @chewing-on-lead @pepsicanzonthefloor and whoever else! ily all
txs for the tag !! lobotomize me - the rat utopia experiment
take - homestyle dinner rolls marathons - sorry ghost spiders -trophy wyfe fresh cut daises - andrea soler
@kiwistarrrzz @starry-eyed-stag @capetown-devotee @amazingdylan @ang3l-ocean @not-new-jeans +anyone else <3
social climb - idkhow
magnetic - waterparks
the rocks - 5sos
heaven help us - mcr
misery business - paramore
@felixandthestars @definitelyfrankiero @abandoned-sewer-rat @not-new-jeans @ozzy-iz-a-phreak-xp @the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @isaacmustdie-1525 and opennn
oOMAUAY THANKYOU THANKYOU
early sunsets over monroeville- Mcr
Neverenders- Frank iero
Carlos song- Noah kahan
Romantacise this- James Marriott
Mama- Mcr
Honourable mention to Vienna by billy joel (& summertime) @i-am-a-lazy-mess
@abandoned-sewer-rat @whimsicalgerardway @makeyourwaytofreedom @m0nt3cr15t0 @czache78 & everyone else there’s too many of you guys
ty for the tag!!
young blood - noah kahan
The Dream - the favors
mystery of love - sufjan stevens
the winner takes it all - ABBA
Johnny boy - TOP
@centralperkpoet @drpeppercreamsodaa @everyfandompossible @neilhilistic @thaliaisalesbian @thestorydork @thetheaterkidwriter @whoa-axel-chill
ahh tysm for the tag @makeyourwaytofreedom!! <333
this changes a lot but lately...
alley rose - conan gray
don't swallow the cap - the national
is it over now? - taylor swift
hit the wall - gracie abrams
true blue - boygenius
uhhhhhhhmmmm @holmes7caulfield @merlischachen @proudravenclawbird + open to literally anyone i've ever had an interaction w/ on here <3
Tysm for the tag @thestorydork (and sorry for rebloging this so late haha)
Anyways. My top 5 keeps changing almost every week😭😭😭
Right now it is:
1. Drop Dead by Olivia Rodrigo
2. Animal by Katseye
3. Earrings by Malcolm Todd
4. Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears
5. Any Taylor Swift song (this sounds so random but I literally just play the first taylor swift song that I find in the playlist whrn i wanna listen to taylor)
So... @onlyindreamz17 @the-sweaty-toothed-mad-woman @printer-reads-505 @straypineneedle
stark industries field trip but make it text post
these. are. so. fun. to. make.
Kinda spoilers for bnd so if you haven’t watched it come back later
This is really really silly but i couldn’t stop giggling when i thought of it… anyways wow what a movie.
Also I knew she’d be there cus if you’ve seen my other posts then you know I made it happen, but i was still so shocked when she was actually there it was funny.
⭐️💙⭐️Blue Royal Stars⭐️💙⭐️

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can you tell i’m bored as fuck and just having a ball making these?
"i am iron man"
"...i am doom"