no1 speak now stan

phoenix az is number 5, it’s not a city i really ever even think about

atlanta is not even in the top 25. I thought it was NY -> LA -> Chicago -> Atlanta but it’s not even close

less surprising to me is the fact that 4 is houston texas

the traffic there is equivalent to the traffic here and the drivers are also the same quality. the only reason it might be a little better there is bc it’s technically a smaller city geographically and population wise

this is intended as equal parts shade and complimentary to both cities. people compare LA to Austin a lot and maybe that was true before 2012 but LA is like houston if the weather were better and the traffic is no worse than you’d expect for a city of this size. also the traffic here is not nearly as bad as people say it is if your frame of reference is either Houston or Dallas

how is Albuquerque bigger than Atlanta

no genuinely. how

also literally Oklahoma City has more people than: Las Vegas, Boston and Miami. how. ive been to all but one of those cities (miami) so it does not compute

a few places in north texas that most people consider suburbs and not real cities are in the top 100

it’s a series of negotiations you make with yourself over your whole life. it’s making one less self-deprecating joke. it’s looking at yourself in the mirror with a little more generosity. it’s forgiving yourself for that little mistake.

what I mean: I ruined my entire life in a month

the door? rusty

bedsheets? twisted

plans? cancelled

meeting? behind the mall