AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.
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AU: President Obama falls for part white house intern part rockstar Harry Styles. Obama surprises Harry in the audience of one of his shows and the affair blossoms from there.

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Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?
t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏
nine different species of bees that i saw near the gas station this week
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@copperbadge this seems up your alley
If the system ain't broke, don't fix it, I guess! Accounting may not be the oldest profession, but someone had to keep the books for them.
I mean, in theory I know that Excel is based on the structure of earlier accounting technology that's been around for hundreds of years -- what do we think we did to track commerce before computers? -- but it still kind of blows my mind to, for example, look at my ancestor's journal from a whaling voyage in 1770 and see spreadsheets in the back.
According to the book I'm reading, proto-Cuneiform writing seems to have actually started as spreadsheets to keep track of resources rather than as a way to record language or express ideas.
The administrators of that extremely early city had to keep track of lots of things, and doing this by memory alone was a nightmare. These spreadsheets were devised as a solution to that as an evolution of an earlier system that used clay tokens and balls.
Spreadsheets are older than written language as we currently understand it.

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facebook friend request from my high school best friend who tried for nine years to sculpt me eliza-doolittle-style into a non-autistic cisgender woman. distance and time have made me realise she was my biggest bully. a radical feminist antivaxxer who didn't speak to me for a week when i got the hpv vaccine. an angry drunk with a habit of kicking me in the shins until i agreed to do more shots with her. a hopeless romantic and prophet of jane austen who noticed terrier was making me dorkier and queerer, and used every mean-girls tactic she could think of to break us up. a dear friend who called me a liar after i told her about my child sexual abuse, and then never spoke to me again.
i opened my message requests, wanting to self-harm a lil by reading whatever dogshit apology she had sent. but there was no message at all. just the friend request. after thirteen years!
i blocked her but not before seeing on her profile that she's now a children's counselling therapist
At the age of 93, Duane Michals (February 18, 1932 – June 9, 2026) created this photographic triptych “Do You Mind if I Sit Here?" for the New York Times, a reflection on gay cruising and the pain of being closeted.
nine different species of bees that i saw near the gas station this week
Common Carder Bee/Bombus pascuorum/åkerhumla. Värmland, Sweden (23 June 2019).
i am begging doctors to stop telling new adderall patients to start at 20+mg. you need to be starting at around 2mg and observing what happens carefully. some people are genetically vulnerable to amphetamine psychosis yes but thats not even what im talking about, i mean the standard 30mg adult dose is too high for most adults starting out and it is absurd to blitzkrieg someone with amphetamines like that.
if you get a new adderall prescription i am medically advising you to start your first dose at 5mg or below, same for ritalin. the entire idea of medication of this type is to titrate up slowly until you hit the homeostasis of your own tolerance, genetic metabolic factors, and use case. titrating DOWN from a dose thats too high is wasteful and unpleasant and puts you at higher risk of psychosis
i posted on here a few days ago the idle thought that i wondered if prescribing physicians are all on long term adderall tolerance anyway (based on the adderall usage stats in med schools) so they think their patients should be started at higher doses and one of my pharmacy industry mutuals replied to me privately and just said “yep” so keep in mind the entire field of western medicine as it exists today is practiced by functional speed freaks and adjust your expectations
ACCEPT the higher prescription dose, build up a surplus because the shortages will get you eventually, just dont take that higher dose at home until/unless youve worked your way up from a much lower dose
theres a reason this tweet is about 30mg of adderall

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more for ya. unphotographably scarlet. they're glaring like neon signs from 2 blocks away, especially when it's cloudy
my children ...
i bought the tie that's been on my mind for the past 3 weeks!
also after searching ebay and poshmark daily, i finally found some simple black leather oxfords that were in great condition for under a hundred dollars. again no one at this wedding will care but it feels good to upgrade my cracked & flaking "genuine leather" wingtips for something that i can wear forever*.
all my outfit pieces are ready. wait i lied i need pocket square maybe. but i can make that. photos to follow!

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studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be
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My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica