Leonardo, 25, all about that hikki lifestyle

@manycats

baby time

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

advice for both fighting games and social media

ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

This actually maps really well.

how many shrimps to do you have to eat

BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK!

It is pitch black outside and someone is mowing their lawn

power move

Update: the someone is my father

does he have a flashlight

sounds like a dad to me

J…. Jotario.