EXCELSIOR

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it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

running up the hill to make a deal with god again. anyone need anything

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts