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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information

‘I heard that kingfishers often get stuck in trees with too much force, so I made kingfisher studs that stick into hearts and walls. And woodpeckers too, by the way.

i cannot emphasize enough how 5 years ago you could walk into a store and pick up the item you wanted and buy it and leave . it sounds like a fairytale now but it was true.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.

2014-2018 Mazda 3

thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog

Just saw some bedsheets being advertised as "no-iron" and, guys, I come bearing good news: every sheet is a no-iron sheet if you just believe in yourself.

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