STAY SHINY

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

consiser: i am eepy and dont wanna

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.

you’ll be having a horrible day and then hear fleetwood mac landslide. like ok should i just kill myself now or

Daddy likes Free shipping

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

woe! texted a casual acquaintance "I've been considering getting into knotting"

Why?

KNITTING TYPO

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things