Dougie (From The Rat Dimension)

pwease dun googo me, mistew... i dun wanna be summawized... i dun wan my essentiow quawities stwetched and contowted by a lawge lankwhich mowdow... pwease mistew...

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

"get a degree" "get a job" there are snoopy images in my phone

bro stop playing wizard metal you’re scaring the wenches

Those aren’t the wenches for me then, bro

you gotta listen to this new band from philadelphia they’re called “the name of this band is two dogs kissing” and they put reverb AND distortion on their guitars

I do think this is a bait, but this is honestly probably how you give a computer prion disease

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

crazy local story in the news today about a woman being taken to court for feeding the birds in her backyard. "thats crazy" you might be saying. but it turns out by "birds" they mean "turkey vultures" (awesome lol) and "feeding" they mean "leaving out entire uncooked turkeys in her backyard, attracting a metric fuck ton of rats" (not awesome)