I talk about polar history bc thats my dayjob

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

category 5 imprinting on a historical figure event

the thing they don't prepare you for in adulthood is the sheer amount of granola you're going to find yourself enticed to consume. especially if theres yogurt and fruit involved. i could be like oh i'm not hungry right now but if i see that parfait with some honey granola maybe some craisins in it im immediately like. yeah i could eat that

If I had a girl I’d stand up every time she enters the room like she the president

this energy or nothing

i did not have “born in the wrong body” childhood transgender angst i had “blissfully unaware of the concept of gender until the world lucifer’d me and made me bite that fucking awareness apple and then suddenly everything was Wrong” angst

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

Can i be a muse for somebody i dont care if the thing sucks. Id be a muse for somebodys computer science project . Idgaf anymore

[ID. The meme with the happy dolphins swimming amongst sunshine and rainbows. End ID.]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read