I talk about polar history bc thats my dayjob

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

Can i be a muse for somebody i dont care if the thing sucks. Id be a muse for somebodys computer science project . Idgaf anymore

[ID. The meme with the happy dolphins swimming amongst sunshine and rainbows. End ID.]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

Polar explorer smash or pass but instead it's whether you'd share a sleeping bag with them or not

cradling the em dash in my hands what the fuck have they done to you

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks