I talk about polar history bc thats my dayjob

Morgan & Morgan. For the people.

Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win

I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.

This is just how lawyers are.

horatio and hamlet are so funny horatio constantly freaking out like what the fuck is going on, holy shit, I just found out ghosts are real, I am going to have a panic attack. hamlet is just like ohhh, the undead spirit of my murdered father! this all makes sense now. don’t worry horatio that’s my dad :)

Haters will see you on your frigate and say "He can't afford a ship of the line"

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

category 5 imprinting on a historical figure event

the thing they don't prepare you for in adulthood is the sheer amount of granola you're going to find yourself enticed to consume. especially if theres yogurt and fruit involved. i could be like oh i'm not hungry right now but if i see that parfait with some honey granola maybe some craisins in it im immediately like. yeah i could eat that

If I had a girl I’d stand up every time she enters the room like she the president

this energy or nothing

i did not have “born in the wrong body” childhood transgender angst i had “blissfully unaware of the concept of gender until the world lucifer’d me and made me bite that fucking awareness apple and then suddenly everything was Wrong” angst

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[Doesnt do it] [gets stressed] [gets scared thinking about doing it] [doesnt do it because it's scary] [keeps not doing it]

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor