hey

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

this is a safe space for beautiful brown eyed insane women

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

proposing a traffic calming measure where we bury anti tank mines under city streets. this will encourage walking, as pedestrians are too light to trigger the mines. it will also reduce congestion by blowing cars to smithereens, and slow the flow of traffic as drivers have to circumnavigate the flaming debris. I will be waiting for my urban planning phd in the mail. thank you.

‘We need more loud, unashamed queers’ yes but some of you can’t even seem to handle a bisexual woman liking men.

some of you can’t even handle not treating bi people as punching bags because you think our bisexuality makes us less queer than you.

’bi people center men’ well no, you’re perpetuating the idea that bi men are really just gay and bi women are really just straight. And also maybe hot take it’s not a bad thing for a person to be attracted to and love men and it doesn’t make said person’s love for and attraction to women any lesser. You just see bisexuals as tainted and dirty.

somewhat virgin olive oil

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

This is for WHAT