putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

makes me sick to see people dedicating their lives to their careers and families. what about phone in bed

it's dumb fuck tuesday reblog if you're nothing

today is wednesday, you dumbfuck

some of your fetishes are just juvenile and frankly idiotic

I want to be a big strong oak tree they hang criminals from

that’s actually rather astute

I swear to god I am going to (remembers nothing) (stares directly at the fucking

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

fucking that twink in positions we dont even have names for

Tf you mean commercial content

I'd buy it

tumblr is less a social media site and more language's final frontier

Idk about da other ones but my post makes perfect cense

Babe get over here there's a haiku fight happening

What the fuck? You mean I have to walk an entire mile in this idiot who I hate’s shoes? This sucks

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon