yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

that scene in matilda where miss honey finally snaps and yells “because shes a spectacularly wonderful child and i love her!” > all of quentin tarantino’s filmography 

me talking to a man: i know. i know. yeah i know. i know. i’m aware. yes i already know that

um it’s almost bedtime which means i’m going to have to settle down and be alone with my tho-🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 my thought-🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢 i can’t even say it

honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”

Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava

Rihanna said Vampire Rights

I just know it was a woman who made the first soup. A man could not have this range

Adulthood.

This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.

She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.

Put that last line on my headstone

my zodiac sign is Lesbian