Fun Times

thou hast tee'd thy last hee

efforts towards a "positive vision of masculinity" or whatever are so funny because what these guys are trying to figure out is literally "what's a way of being a good person that's Not For Girls™"

every single conversation i’m forced into on this website is either “guac is extra” or “you hate pancakes”

your number one priority should be your tumblr mutual. your second priority nothing. there is nothing else

think i got music poisoning

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

i wear my heart on my blog

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

All twelve sacred beasts will defend me from economic uncertainty

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.