Product of Suburbia

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Ngl I do think "air conditioning is rightwing" is the funniest take Europeans could possibly come up with. First off, never call Americans ignorant ever again. Second, get help, possibly in the form of an AC unit.

If we’re mutuals we’re comrades and I wish destruction on your enemies

"this would kill a medieval peasant instantly" you have a peanut allergy

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts