TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one
trying on a metaphor

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TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one

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Napoleon on the Borodino Heights by Vasily Vereshchagin
Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)
Me: I’m shy
Me after a glass of red wine:

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dig how Portugal is looking at her
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i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.
ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.
May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:
I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.
They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue
Nightmare ricotta rotation
The Accolade by Alphonse de Neuville

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A Game of Billiards (detail, 1807) Louis-Leopold Boilly
This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him
Seascape with American, British and Dutch Frigates by Johann Caspar Huber
genuinely is cracker barrel stupid
You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

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Fishing in the Castle Moat by Louis Auguste Georges Loustaunau
Don Quixote by Victor Lagye