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TFW I'm an early hominid and a rival walks up to me and attempts to snap my penis bone clean in half but I don't even have one

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Napoleon on the Borodino Heights by Vasily Vereshchagin

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Expressions People Use When They Lose a Game (Electronic Fun with Computer and Games #5, Mar. 1983)

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Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

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dig how Portugal is looking at her

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i want to see some absolutely dogshit, piss-poor renaissance paintings.

ik the masters were great and everything, but not everyone back then could have been a master. i need some frame of reference over here.

valdevia

May I introduce you to "The Ricotta Eaters" (1585), a painting I could only describe as Ontologically Evil:

I know it's technically competent, but it just has a horrid aura surrounding it. I don't even care about disrespecting the Italian master Vincenzo Campi anymore, he should have looked at this painting and destroyed it like a sick beast.

elodieunderglass

They’re eating ricotta in a way we did NOT choose to continue

lew-basnight

Nightmare ricotta rotation

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The Accolade by Alphonse de Neuville

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A Game of Billiards (detail, 1807) Louis-Leopold Boilly

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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Seascape with American, British and Dutch Frigates by Johann Caspar Huber

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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

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You forgot to mention how funny the gif version of this is

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Fishing in the Castle Moat by Louis Auguste Georges Loustaunau

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Don Quixote by Victor Lagye

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