poorly timed ideas for rpgs

Drink every time the DM can’t get the players to shut up and listen for five goddamn seconds

I tried this and now i am dead

open door with dick

yo this guy generating some quality content everyone listen up

open a trapped door with your dick

For every enemy encountered there is a smaller, angrier, enemy hidden nearbi.

Soon your fighting microscopic monsters

Seduce the dm by switching their dice with sexy dice

rp a date night for your polycule and use sexy dice combined with ability/skill checks to determine what happens

Strip dnd

Make a campaign loosely based off​ of the plot of the last commercial you watched.

In the aaaaaaarrrrmmmssssss offfff an aaangeellllll

You’re party is tasked with saving pets from abusive homes and finding better ones for them.

My party is tasked with bringing beer to a party full of douchebags and scantily clad women.

Hmm my party seems to suffer from E.D.

Introduce a dragon that thinks he’s much stealthier than he is.

This dragon is let into a thieves guild cause they all think that’s just too adorable.

Introduce a dragon made of doughy bread.

Introduce a dragon that has ridiculous bonuses to stealth, for some reason. Sneaky sneaky dragonzes.

Introduce a well-read ancient dragon who uses their centuries of life to inspire countless novels

Introduce all of these dragons at once.

multiple dragons at once, you say?

Introduce a dragon that is made of fire and breathes tiny dragons.

Intoduce a fluffy dragon that cuddles you

I like the way that all of you think

A fluffy dragon that cuddles you you say

Gay dragon

seduce introduced gay dragon

Introduce a dragon while your players are level 1

I insulted my aunt and she had a heart attack. Turns out it was a coincidence but here we are

An urban fantasy setting where the bard is the person playing wonderwall in the dorm hallway

Zombies break in "Anyway here is wonderwall" All zombies die

there’s actually an extended Wild Magic grid where this is a possibility

Genderfluid wizard

Your party isn’t trying to save the world, they’re just on a pub crawl that got out of hand.

I think thats a movie

Starting weapons for your new characters. They’re not bad, just really impractical.

Doctor: how did you get this bullet wound Me: gun o' nine tails Doctor: ...what Me: gun...o'....nine....tails

this makes him one of only a handful of bards with the ability to shut the fuck up

Help!!! I love my partners so much and sometimes thinking about them leaves me too gay to function!

Through a series of poor rolls, your poly character becomes too gay to function in the middle of an adventure

You fall off your horse take 2d10 damage

A normal D&D session, but everybody except the DM must...

chug a beer before making any d20 roll

Put a lot of effort in RP

Pass out before you can confirm your critical

Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their temples and followers.

Build a rep by killing minor gods through destroying their livers in increasingly extreme drinking games.

Build a rep by killing minor gods through manipulating there followers with magic so they all hate the god they once praised.

Build a rep by killing gods in one-on-one combat

Build a rep by challenging the gods authority and then killing them in 3am parking lot knife fights 

build a rep playing smaller venues and as supporting acts before sending your demo to fat boy slim

Build a rep by killing operators who usurped the previous Operator.

@probablyeldrichrpgideas I assume you build your rep by killing the gods with the great old ones as the source of your power?

Oh, yeah, 100%

Build rep by killing gods only to realize that they were the only thing holding the fabric of time together