beans in the machine

If your princess is stomping her foot and hmphing a lot this could be a sign she is understimulated and needs more attention

touch her inappropriately

best friend snail and best friend slug inject me with best friend drug best friend kinky best friend sex best friend movie night watch shrek

best friend pills and best friend speed smoking on that best friend weed best friend paycheck best friend spend best friend day will never end :]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

4 ur mental health u should always strive 2 surround urself w as many gorgeous transgender women as u possibly can

they should pay trans women to hang out and smoke weed

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

we cant talk here. pictochat. room c.

Ngl if you threw a stick I’d prolly chase it idk

Was really drunk when I posted this pls disregard

a good job from a girl with big prouds of you

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

i want to trans girl kissing

i just rembered you can kissing trans girl

*puts my hand on your shoulder* Don’t worry, I have your back. We’re gonna turn this crisis into a crwaswas

one CREEPY spider just earned the KISS of a lifetime- turning her back into her original princess form! (larger spider