The Monster under your Bed

guy who can only be killed if it's funny but can also be resurrected under the same conditions

schrodinger's clown

still funny to me that ppl call assgore bad for killing kids (true) but then stan undyne who very much like. by her own telling of it. played a pretty substantial role in that.

A former coworker told me her daughter chose a retirement themed 6th birthday party, so they had a whole bunch of decorations that said "happy retirement" etc. and I was like Jess your daughter is an absolute icon

This child is BRILLIANT. I love this so much.

I think the Pokemon company should make a new animated series that's like a Planet Earth style nature documentary show about Pokemon. I'd pay any amount of money to get a full series of just that

May you become ever-stranger and more your exquisite self.

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.