Cosmere Incorrect Quotes and Suffering

Kaladin: You ever get so tired you start seeing cremlings?

Adolin: Who the fuck-

Kaladin, picking up the phone: Lift, I’m busy. This had better be important.

Adolin: Oh look, we’re standing under mistletoe!

The Pursuer: I’m going to destroy your happiness, whatever the cost!

A Masked One fused, disguised as Kaladin: *pointing to Kaladin* Kill him, HE’S the impostor.

Dalinar: Taravangian, are you… leading a cult?

Kaladin: I want to show you one of Shallan’s sketches from last night that really upset me.

Shallan: I mean, small creatures way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in

Szeth: You want something to eat?

Kaladin: Would you rather fight kindergarteners or-

Jasnah: What’s the plan Stormblessed?

Jasnah, entering Urithiru: What’s Hoid teaching you Shallan?

Lift: Does anyone have any questions?

Evi: You don’t need alcohol to have fun!

Jasnah: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn’t do it.