A Paranoid Tool

Oh Hey, I still love this old thing I did. 

@the-new-mandalor @gunsavvybookworm @madmans-workshop @tw6464 @fuukonomiko @pholcidae

Hes got a ass

Finally someone who gets it!

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

FUCK ME  the reveal video

“CHRIS??????”

look y’all criticize furries for wanting to fuck anthro animals but some of u wanna fuck skeletons and i’m gonna say furries at least wanna fuck things with actual genitalia how are u gonna fuck a skeleton they have no flesh huh huh gotcha

No but you don’t understand their dicks are made of the stuff lava lamps are filled with

I’ve been lied to the entire game and that bitch ran off with my legacy

it was all dead people firefly dreams

this fucking goat shot laser beams at me, wtf

Jesus killed me just so we could play a game together

You are now a slug baby

Everything was a dream and MC dies.

And phantom pain has been remained to him, reminding the one who gave him the worst nightmare and imprisonment.

Your friend is the demon son and spanks you

your british friend is stranded in space and you are released into the wild

son is now grandpa?

everyone is friends and nobody has to die

Lightsaber battle between long lost twin brothers in a motel car park

u simultaneously drown and blow up a naked capitalist asshole then idk make dinner plans or go out for drinks or something

you get adopted! but only after seeing everyone you love almost be killed by a plant possessed by the spirit of a dead goat child’s OC

one guy gets forced to buy like an entire law firm’s worth of noodles

It was the child. All she wanted to do was play.

Ah fuck now he’s eating humans

you wake up and leave

you kill satan

You leave your best friend in the most heartbreaking way and then have to watch them go through several months of severe depression before you finally come back and everyone cries

Everyone dies. Literally everyone. No exceptions. THEY’RE ALL DEAD

The castle explodes and you ride back home without paying the train fare.

Gay Jesus is actually the villian and you helped him destroy your town except not.

A snake turns people into zombies but it’s ok because not being an asshole fixed it

A child drops the evac chopper after you killed your own unknown brother

You materialize while your best friend is feeling feelsy as fuck about your sudden dissapearence, then proceed to have more adventures together

You set yourself on fire.