#guardsmen

Perfect protein source for skitarii*

Surprisingly, and despite all the glaring suspicions, He sees himself as just Some Guy, trying to do his best in a galaxy that seems hellbent on wanting him dead

Suspiciously lucky, i must say, although i often like to insist that he is a fragile being capable of being snuffed out just as easily as any Other baseline, for the purposes of my deep amusement, he tends to survive, be it by some unseen divine favor or the Circumstances Conveniently lining up.

Last one standing.

Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams of the 212th Cadian, who served the God Emperor faithfully in the Imperial Guard. Like any loyal son and daughter of the Imperium, Williams agrees that the only correct way to greet a xenos is with her lasgun. Curiously, she's currently part of Inquisitor Shepard's warband, whose radical methods and alleged use of xenos mercenary raises many questions.

This was my most popular meme edit on twitter and it took me two minutes

”BABY THE ONLY THING I SEE BEHIND ME IS 50 POUNDS OF ASS.” /quote