We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

I'm a huge fan of new autistic media such as 3 hour lore videos on the people's republic of china within the fallout universe. However what is consistent between all of these creators is a baffling clumsiness or unfamiliarity with words I'd consider to be fairly easy. Like luncheon. And don't get me started on their lack of ability to draw from standard English phonetics to intuit the pronunciation of proper nouns. Now I don't have the requisite physiology to affect this imitation authoritative baritone that all these varied creators seem to agree is required for this type of media, but what I can do is pronounce words like a human being. So I hereby offer my services in an editing or production capacity to this legion of nerds because my personal autist quirk is that I am sent I to a rage whenever I hear one of y'all pronounce luncheon like it was some sort of invading lunch robot.

From context I can assume what he meant later on was "the archipelagic country" (I would however in my edits mark this line as AWK for "awkward") but what he actually said was "the acappellic country" and now I can't stop imagining Filipino barbershop quartets.

reblog to summon godzilla directly into washington dc

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

it is not the fault of the tsar, it is his bad burgyars