*　BABY　MOCHI　.

JUNGKOOK: kinda, yeah? i've heard you say way worse than that. doesn't make the gagging any less gag. JUNGKOOK: let hobi hyung feed the staff. he seems to love that shit. plus, i love hearing the stories from the streets whenever i'm volunteering at a shelter. who's beefing with who, and why we shouldn't go anywhere near g-dog's tent. JUNGKOOK: here's a question: do you think minions are hot? be honest. JUNGKOOK:

JIMIN: you'll be gagging on something soon enough, my sweet jungkookie. manifestation. JIMIN: why would you say something like that about g-dog? he's actually very sweet! i've heard fat cat is trouble though. he got into it with mary mouse. i swear they all think i'm twelve when we go there and i just let it happen... they are very sweet! i'm everyone's sonja :3 JIMIN: usually i'd say no, but seeing that minion in a thong made me feel things... JIMIN:

Joe keeps telling me that he's formed a new bromance with the members of BTS and I have to ask, is it at all possible for me to get in on this? When you guys released Fake Love back in 2018, I had that on repeat in my playlist and well, you were always my favourite member. You just seem so kind. I'm not trying to replace Joe at all, but maybe we could form a friendship of our own? @prkjimns

i feel ashamed that you're not already apart of it. we're kind of known for being one big happy family and including everyone who wants to tag along. i take all my friends girlfriends in with open arms, being the honorary girlie of the group, and i'd love to get to know you better. especially since we all love joe near and dear. really? i'm your bias? this is amazing! it makes me like you even more, i'm not gonna lie. nancy was always my favorite on stranger things as well. i'd love to get lunch with you sometime when we're both free. we have to make this happen!

𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐌𝐒𝐆 — jovi hyung

JIMIN: 🥜 JIMIN: did you really think i would say something so controversial yet brave? ...yes. JIMIN: look at you coming up with wholesome ideas! i love that. i was thinking of giving the leftovers to the crew, but i think i like your idea better. JIMIN: you don't want them as sexy minions? fine. fuck my idea. JIMIN:

my soulmate, my soulmate, my soulmate. and you know what's so funny? you're probably the person who's been the most excited about the news. i love that. it somehow makes everything feel even more welcomed. i'm okay right now but if you're up for bothering jin and bring me his homemade remedies and teas, you know i won't complain. plus, it'll give you a chance to smack his ass. and you know the second that happens i'm running straight to your room. joonie has apparently decided i'm not allowed to leave his side until the baby's born.

hold on... wait... are you for real? not even joonie is that excited about the news? cause i'll make sure to flick him in the forehead for you or put his hand in warm water while he's sleeping. that will teach him. i'm always up for bothering him and smacking his ass at the same time. i swear he can't go up the stairs without me reaching out with my grabby hands every time i see his ass. really? so rather than him, i can be the first one to feel the baby kick? you promise me? i also wanted to ask you, can i help plan the shower? maybe madelaine, austin, and a few other friends can all help plan something for you.

having more than a decade of music under your belt, is there an album that taught you something important about yourself? @prkjimns

hm, i think i have to say face and muse, my two solo albums. not that i don't love the albums we do together as a group but those are super special to me and taught me that i can do things on my own and be okay. they helped me deal with the loneliness of serving in the military and everything that coped with it. how about you? i can't say i'm that familiar with your music... what's your genre? alternative? rock?

improper? did you just refer to moi as improper? park jimin, when you speak to me, you speak to me with respect. got it? seriously, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? and please, you act as if i'm not already used to getting hate from army.

okay, okay. i'm sorry noona. i got carried away with the sass, didn't i? thanks for always grounding me. i kiss my boyfriend with this mouth, does that count? oh my gosh, imagine if army knew everything that we did about each other.

whenever i haven't seen you for a few hours, i miss you. it's like there's a little void in my heart that only you can fill. my fault? first of all, i wasn't the one who invited you to the museum. secondly, did you two really have to run around like a pair of toddlers high on crack? hey, if my hyung title actually held any power over the two of you, don't you think i would've used it by now? me and madelaine? i'm addicted.

oh... so you have a mochi shaped size in your heart? stop it right now, cause i might actually cry. it's been an emotional day with princess diana. i can't imagine how in shambles i'll be when baby kim is born. who invited me then? that sexy man i call my boyfriend? cause that's true love right there. yeah, you know what... we did. we didn't have the stage to burn off our zoomies so we had to find a way somehow! oh, yeah? well you know i'm so happy for you both, i think she's a perfect addition to our chaos crew. plus she was really fun to be around during our girls sleepover! like i feel like i know way too much about you now, but it was still fun.