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JIMIN: uh huh... and i still shed a tear each time he says no... JIMIN: ................................................... JIMIN: ...... are you pranking? you're fucking pranking me?! JIMIN: OH MY GOSH, NO?! YOU'RE NOT JOKING?!?!?!?! JIMIN: I'M CALLING JIN, HOBI, NAMJOON, MADDIE AND YOONGS AND WE'RE THROWING YOU GUYS AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY!!!!!!!!!! JIMIN: I AM SO SO SO HAPPY FOR YOU BOTH 🥺🥺🥺 JIMIN: here comes the bride..... here comes the bride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUNGKOOK: so.. thank you for the insta post, jovi hyung. fuck, i love you. JUNGKOOK: and when you say engagement party, are we talking the korean kind or the european kind. there's a difference. JUNGKOOK: also, we're going on a field trip with some of the hyungs. should i see if i could get us a couple of dosiraks? JUNGKOOK:

which i'm all for always. wouldn't have given you my heart if i wasn't in this for the long run, babe. i get it but even though i adore yoongi hyung, it makes sense he's with you. i am so look at us with the hyungs who picked us as their favorites. exactly, so you can have him right there with you at your bachelor party. i'm sure he will and i won't mind at all. you know i'm never against seeing him. yeah? well, i'm glad you did. we both know isabela is gonna be by my side when we get married. she's been with me for everything so it makes sense. i get it, babe. he's perfect for the role as your best man.

i know and i'm so thankful you decided to love me back. no, i get it. and honestly, i think i owe him my loyalty after everything he did for me... well, for us.. back when we first got together. but it's not just that. obviously, i love him. speaking of hyungs. you seemed a little down last night. does it have anything to do with hobi hyung and yoongi hyung? and is isabela going to be your best man.. woman?

i do know and you know i love hearing your thoughts no matter what. oh? i mean i'd be all for splitting the band for our bachelor parties. well even if they weren't, i feel yoongi hyung would wanna be beside you since you are his favorite. plus i know he helped you a lot when it came to your feelings. i don't mind having hobi hyung with me. i get it. i'll take jin hyung and i'm sure mochi will have a ton of fun with you. haha, we could flip a coin if you wanted. you know i would easily. i'd love to have joonie hyung there with me. i'm all for it babe. it's a perfect idea and would be fun.

that's kinda good to hear, 'cause you're sort of stuck listening to them for the rest of your life. no no, i get that i'm his favorite, but i still wanted to at least sound like i was being fair to you. but you're also hobi's favorite maknae, so that works out perfectly. yeah, he really did and it would've been weird if he hadn't been by my side. that's true, though. i can picture jiminssi bouncing from room to room just to make sure we're all okay, so don't be surprised if he pays you a little visit during the night. okay, good. i already asked keery to be my best man. when everything happened back in march, he was really there to catch me, you know?

It is what it is. I don't do shit I don't want to do and I'm not here to be type cast. Knowing who you are and what you stand for makes a difference and I think it's helped me form a beautiful realtionship with the industry since I don't search for validation. Sydney is... a difficult subject matter, but thank you. I'm pretty happy with my genes. Or jeans. Whichever works best. Are you still in Milan? I fear I've missed all the fun. If you are, I could fly out. If you're not, you better send me pics immediately and I can lounge around and bask in the major fomo I'll surely feel.

woman, you're getting super deep here. but i also have to agree with you, especially when it comes to having a healthy relationship with the industry. lord knows that so many people, especially women, have struggled to move forward without sacrificing at least a small part of themselves just to fit the norm. stay true to yourself and you'll move mountains. you call it a difficult subject, but you and i both know i'm right. let's just avoid getting cancelled and go with jeans... for both our sakes. nah, we're in brussels right now, but why don't you come here instead? tag along for a few concerts and take a break from l.a.

Sorry to disappoint. This is where you realise how lazy I am. The blonde was fun for a while, but man, that was way too high maintenance for me to keep up. Maybe one day he'll reappear in all his 90s glory, but for now, we're saying goodbye to blonde Joe for a while. If you're so eager for the look, why not do it yourself, bud? You could pull it off way better than me and you know it's true.

first of all, let's just agree that you're not sorry to disappoint. don't act so innocent here, boba. i know you've been plotting with eunwoo to mess with me. newsflash: i do get jealous when you trade me in for a more handsome korean. secondly, if there's one thing this industry has taught me, it's that there are actually ways to work around bleaching your hair and frying it to hell. highlight extensions. wah lah, problem solved. listen, i paid my blonde dues, and now i'm all for the natural look. PRIVATE: also, i need to ask you a question.. so yeah, me and tae got engaged a few nights ago, and i was wondering if you wanted to be my best man?