Amphitrite

If it sounds like the guitar solo of a metal song, it’s baroque. If it sounds like it’s an organ trying to perform an exorcism, it’s also most likely baroque. 

If it kinda reminds you of a catchy four-chord-song, it’s classicism. 

If it’s the kind of classical music you listen to when you want to relax with a cup of tea on a rainy day, it’s probably romantic. If it sounds like a national anthem, it’s also probably romantic. And if it sounds like every instrumentalist involved is breaking their fingers trying to keep up, it’s most likely romantic too. 

If it doesn’t really make sense but is still weirdly soothing, it’s probably impressionism. 

If it sounds like someone’s using an orchestra to summon the four horsemen of the apocalypse, it’s probably late romantic, going on neoclassisicm. And it’s probably Stravinsky. 

If it sounds like a cat is randomly walking all over a piano claviature, it’s probably seralism.

And finally, if it makes you go “why would anyone do this” and “please turn that weird shit off”, it’s most likely modernism or contempary classical music. Mere mortals aren’t supposed to understand it. Yet. I sure don’t. 

Sitting on a beach alone at sunset when it’s a little windy, you’re thinking of someone specific but you don’t want to admit that to yourself, you feel content but somehow a little sad:

Shrike

Wasteland, Baby!

Like Real People Do

Cherry Wine

In a Week

You see someone attractive at a bar and suddenly you’re swept up in an alternate reality where you two are madly in love:

Talk

Jackie & Wilson

Movement

NFWMB

Moments Silence (common tongue)

It Will Come Back

To Be Alone

Dancing alone in your kitchen on a hot, sunny afternoon with the windows open. All your housework or homework is done and you have the evening to relax:

To Make Noise (sing)

Nobody

Almost (Sweet Music)

Someone new

Your friend’s garage band is playing at a bonfire, everyone has eaten and it’s dark out. It’s a little chilly, you have on shorts & a sweatshirt sitting in a camp chair by the bonfire while the music plays and suddenly you’re having a spiritual awakening:

Be

Sunlight

Dinners & Diatribes

No Plan

Sedated

Would That I

Realizing that your lover hung the moon and stars, a god/goddess among mortals (with a bonus helping of religious guilt):

Take me to Church

From Eden

Angel of Small Death & the Codine Scene

Work Song

Run

You’re struggling with some strong feeling. You can’t place a name to it; it’s primal, destructive, and overpowering. You feel like a god made skin and bone, you just need to express this feeling but you don’t know how:

As It Was

Foreigners God

In the Woods Somewhere

Arsonist’s Lullabye

"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked" - Allen Ginsberg (Howl)

"I will see if I can see. See now. there all the time without you: and ever shall be, world without end" - James Joyce (Ulysses)

"people empty me, I have to get away to refill" - Charles Bukowski

"towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." - Herman Melville (Moby Dick)

"I would rather die of passion than of boredom" - Van Gough

"we rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster, that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new. but to make yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything - what a waste!" - Andre Aciman (Call Me By Your Name)

#1 - Poirot - reminding me to quiet my mind and not run myself frantic (and why not be stylish while doing it?)

#2 - Miss Marple - reminding me that every person is important, to always pay attention and really listen, and that its never too late

#3 - Darcy & Elizabeth - reminding me not to be quick to judge and to give second chances, and to let go of prejudices (both learned or self-taught)

#4 - Sherlock - reminding me that different is beautiful and worth fighting for and protecting, and that friends can be found when we let them in

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capable of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

I actually have more buuuuut..

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aquarius: Samara Morgan (The Ring)

Pisces: John Doe (Se7en)

Taurus: Hannibal Lector (Silence of the Lambs)

Aries: Chucky (Child's Play)

Libra: Ghostface (Scream)

Leo: Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Cancer: Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th)

Capricorn: Candyman (the Candyman)

Sagittarius: Jack Torrence (the Shining)

Scorpio: Michael Myers (Halloween)

Gemini: Pennywise (It)

A VERY IMPORTANT video from behind the scene of Dolittle 

Bassiano: I would die for you bro

Antonio: No bro you have a wife

Bassiano: Bros before hoes bro

Portia (disguised as a dude) : You’re WIFE wouldn’t want to hear that

It wearies me; you say it wearies you;

But how I caught it, found it, or came by it,

What stuff 'tis made of, whereof it is born,

I am to learn;

And such a want-wit sadness makes of me,

That I have much ado to know myself.