FUCK I meant to post this earlier but I took a nap it’s STILL 23:56 HERE THOUGH IT’S NOT TOO LATE!!

ᴘᴇʀᴄʏ ᴊᴀᴄᴋꜱᴏɴ ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴᴏɴꜱ

• Big golden retriever energy, but like if the retriever had trauma and could flood your house when pissed.

• Acts like the dumb jock of the friend group but is actually sharp as hell. Will solve a magical prophecy while making dad jokes.

• Terrified of losing people, so he turns everything into a joke. The moment the laughter stops? Emotions flood in. Literally.

• Short King™ (5’10” and furious about it). Tries to fight tall monsters just to feel something.

• Loyalty kink. Will commit arson for a friend. No hesitation. “This mortal law doesn’t apply to demigods, right?”

• BI. AS. HELL. Like painfully bisexual. “That guy is trying to kill me but also he’s got great arms. Unfair.”

• Spent years thinking he just really admired Luke. Nope. He wanted to be him and kiss him. Very confusing.

• Once watched a son of Apollo play the lyre shirtless and dropped his sword.

• His first real bi panic? Jason Grace’s arms during a quest. “Bro… why are your veins doing THAT???”

• Pretends not to care about how he looks but if someone hot compliments his curls? He’ll be thinking about it for days.

• PTSD and depression gang. You don’t fight titans at 12 and walk away fine.

• Has nightmares every other night. Doesn’t tell anyone. Just goes to sit on the beach alone until sunrise.

• Has cried in the Big House exactly once and Chiron pretended not to see. (But later gave him a shell necklace and didn’t explain why.)

• Bottles things SO HARD. Only cracks when someone (usually Annabeth or Nico) goes “You don’t always have to be strong, you know.”

• Annabeth = soulmate, yes, but also… he’s SO bi.

• Sometimes sees a hot guy and feels weirdly guilty?? Like, “is this… cheating? I’m just admiring, right??”

• Has a brief, intense, confusing flirtation with Leo. It ends in flames. (Literally. The dock caught fire.)

• Nico: There’s a weird tension there that neither will name. They’d never date, but they understand each other like no one else does.

• Eats blue food like it’s a religion. Tried to dye steak once. It didn’t work. Still ate it.

• Cannot take a decent photo. Always blinking, scowling, or holding a weapon.

• Has 3 hoodies. One’s Annabeth’s, one’s Nico’s, and the third is from Target and he’s emotionally attached to it.

• Secretly loves musicals but pretends he doesn’t. Sings Hadestown under his breath while cleaning his sword.

• Writes bad poetry about the sea and hides it in seashells like cursed horcruxes.

Rules: shuffle your ‘on repeat’ playlist and post the first 10 songs

All Those Friendly People - Funeral Suits

Only the Young Die Good - Saintseneca

Louisa - Lord Huron

Bitter Water - The Oh Hellos

Je Te Lasserai Des Mots - Patrick Watson

Крошка - Monetochka

Rare Disease - Anna Bates

Kid and Leveret - Yaelokre

Laika - Wil Wagner

Loving is Easy - Rex Orange County