What

wish I was a teddy bear wearing a raincoat or some shit what the fuck

i forgot how to properly talk to my parents so now that this lockdowns going on im on the ropes. i was waiting for my coffee to be done this morning and dad asked me what was up and i said the first thing that popped in my head, which was that ive been thinking ive never seen a funeral held at night, so i wanna have a night time funeral when i die cause that would be dope i think. he was like what the hell is wrong with you why would you just say that out of nowhere. can we please go outside soon

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

comfortable silence is a love language

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

i am your microbiome and i will protect you.

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

what’s your least favorite sign and why?

a stop sign, i gotta go places

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

what’s it like to be taller than 5’2”??? is it nice? can you comfortabley reach cupboards?

We live in constant fear of the short ones, who (in my experience) will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want

I actually would like to wear flowers and leaves in my hair every single day if that’s okay