prince of jello

homestuck ruined my life

matt you big baby you never even read homestuck

you don’t need to smoke cigarettes to suffer from second hand smoking

bones animation good

“Long time lurker, first time poster” is the futuristic version of “long time listener, first time caller”

my cat does this before he pukes

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

@raving-tiger holy shit

tell me

fish is too pure <3

bi women what is ur wisdom tonight

imagine you’re a regency courtesan and you and your girls all want to get invited to the big masquerade but one of your crew isn’t popular enough to make the list on her own, so you call in a favor and your marquis friend gets her an invite, but as a man. you dance all night with your friend who’s in drag which means everyone can see her LEGS and consequently are cartoon-wolf-ing all over the ballroom, falling in love with her feet and ankles while openly questioning whether she’s a man or a woman. your sister is there dressed as a nun

a mysterious stranger pulls you aside and kisses you with both your masks still in place. he says he’s loved you in vain for five years, says he’d rather kill himself than let his identity be known to you, then disappears back into the crowd. you run into the same guy later in an otherwise empty room, banter in french for a bit, and discover that he’s lord byron. you chat about his poetry and make it clear that you could never love him. you rejoin your squad just in time for another quadrille

i am sobbing

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

No probert Robert

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

1-800-R-U-BABY-SLAPPIN

Oh, I’m crying. It’s ok, you can cry too.