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talons-and-stucco

Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

letmetellyouaboutmyfeels

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

gh0stienj0yer

posts that make you want to get in the water

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lucy-vanpelts

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

catsandwich-deactivated20240213

This is a literal sexual harassment training video we had to complete

quendergeer

i assumed this was porn

klausie

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‌<cheese style="type:swiss"></cheese>

‌<meat style="animal:pig, cut:bacon"></meat>

‌</sourdough>

</panini>

wizardshark

Missing comma in the sauce style bro our panini has a syntax error

birries

i had a dream about this pet cryptid a while ago and it was so beautiful i had to draw it

datsderbunnyblog

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

#boo fucking hoo someone's sad people are choosing libby over her getting fractions of a penny from kindle unlimited #these services cost libraries so much #my library runs out of money for patrons to borrow from hoopla for the day at around 12:30am daily #this bitch has “published” 22 “novels” in around seven years so let's just say i'm drawing my own conclusions about things #(i also have A Lot of feelings about things to do with big five publishers so this isn't even about traditional vs self publishing okay)

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rtd-ronin

this is me btw. when you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to…

gabalut

Capsicum pelvis, watercolor and colored pencil on paper

Process video available on my Patreon HERE

seven-winged-liar

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

fleebites

throwback thursday: storms may collide

digitalhitchhiker

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kiburebuc

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

kiburebuc

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

kiburebuc

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

sad posting don't worry about it

just got home from my post-op appointment. despite being my doctor's most difficult iud insertion ever, i have a "cute" little uterus and pristine ovaries. i'm being referred to another gynecologist who has been putting a lot of her focus into autoimmune disorders for a consultation. this is never the direction i expected this to take in a million years and honestly isn't where i wanted it to go at all. this was supposed to be as cut and dry as endometriosis could possibly be.

#lucie lore #adventures in being mystery sick™

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