The Droids Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

Also... lol @ TK being once again hurt and on the edge of dying. Absolutely groundbreaking plot. Never before seen. Ever.

I genuinely don't know how to respond to this

This was the wrong day to actually keep scrolling.

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

"Weird energy in here today" I say, referring to the inside of my brain.

girls be like *he is my comfort character* and whamm! it's the most emotionally traumatized fictional man you've ever seen!

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”

2020 was supposed to be more like rwrb than illuminae but here we are