READY TO JOIN STAR FLEET

reblog to do this to the person you reblogged this from

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

we're saying hi if you want in on this

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

you only like me for my radiant personality :/ you're only here because you love to see my smile :/ you only want to hang out with me because you know we're both so much happier knowing each other :/

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you