Princess Massacre

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

“Oh but this new wave of hate on motherhood is so toxic!!” You ppl are so obsessed w being contrarian it’s not even funny. As if women aren’t still forced to submit to domesticity the moment the clock hits 30 and are otherwise shamed for doing anything else. Normalize letting women know that they have time… especially women in their 30s bc that’s ridiculously young.

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children