wouldst thou like to live mas

Here's how Bernie can still win

pliny the elder sailing towards pompeii: oobh i got pliny of time

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

where did it go?

i don’t find shawty melodic at all

i can keep her out of my head with ease

SHUT🤏

The statistic that US presidents have been convicted of an average of 0.75 felonies each is wrong. Donald Trump, who's been convicted of 34 felonies is an outlier and should not have been counted.

there’s such an unbelievable multitude of this type of (straight) woman who’s like “when he mentions a ‘she’ 😡🥺👀” “when he calls some girl his ‘friend’ 👀👀🔪” etc and this person is like a different species to me. this person is a space alien. this type of person makes me feel like amy adams in arrival

a man’s female friends are like a car’s warranty. a woman has vouched for this guy’s ability to be normal. you should be kissing her on the mouth for her service