No Hetero Bro

Sci-fi short stories are so efficient; they take 15 minutes to read and then you think about them for the next 5 years

Hey guys, what if *puts the most horrifying mindblowing concept into your head with about 15 pages*

Girl’s night out (of body experience)

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.

Hotel Transylvania

I'm sobbing oh my god

Together they create the full set.

tumblr black out poetry

me eating a pringles

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

The logic is sound

Why was it executed