The Amazing Thoughts Of Gareth. You're Welcome.

don’t hold back compliments, it could make someones day

I am being Judged.

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

A kickstand on a phone would be so genuinely useful.

Also I hope everyone knows that Miette was fostered before she was adopted, and her foster mom loved that little kitten so much and always hoped she’d gone to a good home. this tweet got so popular that she recognized Miette and reached out to her current mom, and was able to share previously unseen baby pictures

You mean, she saw Miette was kicked like the football and did nothing to help put Mother in jail for a thousand years? I am appalled.

Baby Miette!!!

Babe wake up new Miette lore just dropped

IT’S MIETTE!!!!

It's 3:09pm. My feet and back are killing me. I have nothing to get an Airbnb. I have to lay down.

An hour (4:18pm) later and $50. I need $350. I have to get my feet up. They're swollen all up the leg. Help Help Help Help Help Emergency Emergency URGENT URGENT URGENT

I already lost a less expensive one.