*Insert witty joke here*

god i love scorpios, i just want to be in a room full of scorpios surrounding me

^^^^ i work at a desk all fucking day and was having terrible shoulder pain from it and ive been doing yoga for about a month now and all the pain is gone, my posture is so much better than it was before, and i feel a lot more energized/limber. give it a try if youre having muscle aches, even like 15 mins a day will do you wonders and there are lots of free youtube channels thatll guide you through it!!

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

everything about the gestures o the hands convey the concept of a robot that is absolutely fucking pumped to pet a cat and then panics when it doesnt go right

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

i knew the punchline was coming and it was still hilarious 

it’s weird being out in public. it’s like… so many of these people are heterosexual. they are everywhere, they might even think I’m one of them.

it’s really disgusting and just gross that it’s so normalized and that no one bats an eye it seems

God I didnt even recognize her…

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

Gaud I remember when it was lemons, I feel old now

explain pls

No

What are lemons??

lol this story contains slash! Don’t like don’t read. Rated M. AragornxLegolas. lemon. Lololol ^-^ NO FLAMES OR I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY STABBITY SPORK OF Death! -__-

#this post made me age ten thousand years.

A/N: Things are probably going to be very OOC but who cares, It’s my fic, I do what I want! MUAHAHAHA!

Things story is lime but it might get a little lemony in later chapters ^.^ R&R no flaming!!! I don’t own the characters

The ghost of citrus past…🤣