A Huge Gay Nerd

everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

'the moral of project hail mary is that unfortunately eva stratt was right' 'the moral of project hail mary is that friendship will make you braver than you ever believed you could be' WRONG!!! the moral of project hail mary is BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WRITE YOUR THESIS ON

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

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