one of those swemos you've heard so much about

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

“You can be mean to me but there are RULES about it” is the most Catholic thing I’ve ever seen.

I walked into that one

You can only reblog this today! Next time Thursday 20 will follow Wednesday 19 will be in 2439!

I could never be a protagonist because I'd just never move the plot along. "You have free reign of this castle, but don't go into this one area" Okie dokie. I mind my own business and hang out in the library. Queen of staying in my own lane. I'll never discover your magic curse.

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.

There is no such thing as a bad fall out boy album FIGHT ME FIGHT ME I DARE YOU

the way this fandom has completely dehumanized pete wentz and just treat it like a haha joke lol im not saying you have to like him or anything but i don't know how to explain to you that at the bare minimum you should treat him like a human being

taylor swift at times is possibly one of most frustrating examples of u pretentious idiots saying shit like “wahhhh They used to make Real Music the greats of yesteryear would never stand for this modern bullshit.” & then said greats (eg paul mccartney leonard cohen stevie nicks bruce springsteen) all fucking love her. like i’m sorry i just think many of u r not just completely nostalgia-blind but too contrarian for ur own good. music did not die in 1997. sometimes things r popular bcus they’re good

Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend

The internet was like this. This was the normal.

me, quietly whispering to the ao3 page of an author who doesn’t even know I exist: I am obsessed with you

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who hasn’t updated anything in four years: I think about you often and I hope you’re alright

me, whispering to the ao3 page of an author who wrote one life altering banger and nothing else: I hope your pillow is cool and your skin is clear and you find money in a forgotten jeans pocket

me, whispering to every single person on this post: please leave one singular comment saying literally any of that

Hey so I published this in May but now would be a great time to read it if you haven't ❤️