Um, no you weren’t born bisexual, you chose to watch Pirates of the Caribbean when you were 13 and fell in love with both Keira Knightly and Orlando Bloom. 

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

cant wait until they turn the entire vatican city into a big museum and you can like sit on the pope’s throne and take selfies and also the catholic church doesn’t exist anymore because it fucking sucks

-Martin Luther, 1517, thesis 35 of his 95 theses

can i give y’all some genuine life advice? be the kind of friend you want to have. my whole life i’ve wanted friends who go out and take pictures of eachother and stay up late on the phone. i’ve always wanted friendship bracelets and pictures hanging on my walls. and now i have that becuase i became someone who took pictures of my friends and listens to what they have to say and invites them over when they feel sad. be someone you want to be friends with and i promise you others will want to be friends with you too.

Remember when they spent a shit ton of money for a CGI island just to remind us that Jaime Lannister was madly in love with Brienne of Tarth just for it to not matter at all in the end

Doesn’t matter how morally just a post is, how funny it is, or how important it is. Some posts are just too long.

- Pope Leo X, 1517, regarding Martin Luther’s 95 theses

im a simple man. when i see my dnd dice, i get the near irresistible urge to eat them just like everyone else

Big anxiety/depression mood as well