don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. unless of course you are summoning the ghost of a legendary swordsman who can deflect bullets with his blade and help exorcise the gunwoman from your river bubble. then it is appropriate

Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.

Airport stress level gap relationship

Quick while the astronauts are no-transmission behind the moon let’s arrange the continents into a funny shape

we remake Pangaea and make them think they went back in time.

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

Neil Josten is real as fuck for ignoring those count down messages, because I, too, would pretend not to see them in favor of kissing my hot, blond, emo situationship and act like my life isn’t falling apart.

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

Tag game reblog this and put Baby’s First Blorbo in the tags like who was the first Character to move into your head and live there back when you were still figuring out how to tie your shoes