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I just earnestly thought to myself "shane is a straight line and ilya is a squiggly one" before i realised that this is just their hair textures again

“I can carry my own bags” he said… Well if I can’t carry your baby and the heir to our combined hockey legacies who is also the next generations hockey superstar then I might as well carry your god damn bag.

shanes dream birthday is free use cum rag crazy all day sex ending sore and half numb ilyas dream birthday is Medieval Times

Shane is waiting a full thirty minutes after eating before he gets in the pool

hayden keeps telling me its so awesome to have a captain who appreciates the sober lifestyle and im like thats great man but i dont think where i go when im sucking dick and cock counts as being “sober” to be completely honest like idk if it’s the taste or just the weight of it or whatever but I’m like. Not on this planet anymore.

Stop telling me to google search “submissive” and “subspace ”. I have done that several times. This is about getting cock drunk, which is real and a completely separate thing that means far less about myself as a person than the thing you’re thinking of. It’s different.

Gagging on it is the only time I’ve truly felt free in this world

shane hollander voice: i mean obviously i have to be Good. and it's totally no problem to walk through the desert for a hundred miles repenting, i'm great at that. my body isn't even a soft animal and it doesn't love or want anything and never will.