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(Ilya voice. Pausing mid thrust) Hollander if I go any harder I will break a hip. You would not like me if I break a hip. Yes, OBVIOUSLY, bc I wouldn’t be able to fuck you anymore
my eeveelution as wild cat series !!
vaporeon - tiger
jolteon - cheetah
flareon - lion
espeon - eurasian lynx
umbreon - melanated jaguar (black panther)
leafeon - clouded leopard
glaceon - snow leopard
sylveon - serval
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Once hollanov gets outed people on the internet are gobsmacked- not necessarily by them being queer- but by party boy club rat Ilya Rozanov being into bed by 8pm Shane Hollander
Lots of jokes and speculation about the relationship like Ilya having to give up his cool life for bland Canadian guy who never heard of anything but missionary or even perhaps Shane having to become a super freak to keep roz around
Shane is kinda annoyed by it but it’s a better reaction than he was expecting.
Ilya tho….ilya is outraged by the people saying Shane being boring is bad and cracking jokes about it and In a drunken outrage posts something like ‘my sexy husband wears the sleepy time tea bear pajamas to bed and it’s so hot it makes my dick explode’ and other horny posts which immediately goes viral until Harris logs in and takes them down but screen shots have already been taken
Shane does an ad campaign and sponsorship with a cozy pajama company a few months later
who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

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religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
I HATE PUKICHO!!!
I HATE PUKICHO!!!
You are my biggest fan
It's the Care Bones! ⭐🌈
idk why shane gets annoyed with his mom laying out a 30 step plan to have his coming out sponsored by nike and rolex as if shane didnt wake ilya up with a powerpoint presentation on how to soft launch their relationship via a nonprofit
As a fellow only child, I just KNOW Shane Hollander talks to himself. He has an entire multiverse going inside his noggin. I also think Ilya finds this oddity very endearing.

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it’s summer and 6 year old shane is brushing his teeth at the cottage after a day of playing in sun and lake
he’s brushing very diligently as always, staring at himself in the mirror to make sure he gets his back molars.
and then he notices something different: his cheeks have these dark brown spots all over them.
he runs downstairs to find his mom, tears streaming out of his eyes. “mom there is something wrong with my face!”
yuna is concerned immediately, but once she realizes he’s talking about his freckles, she calms down and tries not to giggle. she explains and tells shane that some people have freckles and some don’t, and usually the sun makes them appear darker.
shane cries staring in the mirror for half an hour, refusing to go to bed because he’s so upset. he wants them off mom! he doesn’t want to have freckles!
“shane they’re unique! i like them on you” “i don’t want to be unique!”
he cries for a while in his moms arms, until yuna is fed up. she tells him he is being silly and they’re just one reason he is soooo special. then he cries for ten more minutes on the floor until he falls asleep and david has to carry him to bed
shane doesn’t cry about it ever again, but he does hate the freckles forever, until one day he meets ilya rozanov
and ilya loves his freckles sooo much that shane can’t hate them anymore. because if the freckles are one of the things ilya noticed? that made him love him? then its worth it <3
“your freckles. I am nuts about them” heals shane’s inner child a little <3
oh my godddddd he’s just a lil shanebug I wanna put him in a jar and tap on it lightly to get his attention and then see him bitch stare at me for the intrusion

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Retired Hollanov in their 50s, Ilya loses a card game against Shane and goes, 'remember that time i was nhl draft pick number 1 and you were number 2' and Shane blows his top off every single time
do you think shane ever tells ilya that them not being able to have sex because of that cancelled game was the catalyst for him and hayden becoming friends? like i feel like that information would definitely irritate the fuck out of ilya