this motherfucker's gonna get my metal

this always cheers me up.

Jack still being so suspicious.

what is this.

an anxiety attack

if you haven’t seen this.

Be blessed

mr. blobby’s got me WRECKED

I’ve unironically loved Mr. Blobby for a very long time.  Fucking LOVE.

i almost fucking gagged laughing so hard

IT’S A CHUMBY BUMBY

@mysticalgalaxysalad

If I do not reblog this, assume I’m dead.

my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

Lesbian culture is not wanting to casually date and just waiting to meet your wife

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

I hate feeling like I’m not living enough. like I’m not experiencing enough

relationships are about the little things. buying your girlfriend's favorite snack at the gas station even if she said she didn't want anything because you know it'll make her happy. making an absolute fool out of yourself just so you can hear her giggle. laying at the top of the stairs with your head hanging down so when she comes home at 11pm and enters the dark stairway she'll think you're a scary monster. it's the little things

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.