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Dek, thia and Kwei sketches

So it turns out Prime 1 Studios made another cursed, slutty figure of City Hunter.

What’s up with them making City Hunters ass as FAT as possible. Like GYATT DAMN LOOK AT THEM YAMS.

Jungle Hunter: A cortado. Short and strong with a name that literally means 'to cut'.

City Hunter: Iced Macchiato with cinnamon. A young hunter trying to make a name for himself in the big city. He orders what he observes the other city slickers drinking. It's a heatwave. He does want some candy, but shirks the caramel drizzle because of the look Greyback is giving him and gets the all-business sprinkle of cinnamon.

Beserker: A flat white. Hold the white. It matches the flat, lifeless look of his eyes while giving him that extra edge of caffeine needed to strangle Royce mid-air like he was using repurposed milk jugs as weights in his kitchen. He doesn't tell anyone he's lactose intolerant. He has no desire to forewarn them.

Scar: Java Chip Frappuccino. He lets Lex order his drink for him and regrets it. His tusks cut the foamy whipped cream fruitlessly as he tries to reach the drink. He takes two sips, then tosses it. He doesn't know why Lex likes the cold and sweet so much.

Celtic: Sugar-Free Vanilla Protein Latte. He only puts fuel into his pipes and reminds everyone obnoxiously that drinking cold fluids slows your metabolism while eating his fifth banana bread slice. He assures he's just loading carbs.

Chopper: Your Mom. He doesn't say much else.

Fugitive: Americano. He's trying to blend in with the crowds and orders something from where he geographically lies. He doesn't realize it's the red, white and blue coursing through his veins.

Kwei: Two Pike Place Roasts. He adds nothing in and tries to explain to Dek the pleasures of simplicity. Dek burns his tongue on the first sip and takes offense. He has knocked over several stacks of empty cups as he marches out before he's scolded for having a weak tongue.

Njohrr: A secret menu Red Eye. He fully expects the minimum-wage barista to know how to make it without instruction. He waits outside, leaning on the horn of his F-150 truck and rolling coal when they don't make it fast enough.

He misunderstood the assignment but he tried his best!

Bonus under the cut

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Dek and Thia - Predator: Badlands

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