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AO3 tag Captains_Platonic_Masquerade Max 8k words Art Commisions TBC (laptop issues) With full time I can only take one commsion at a time, Edit: *commissions open~*
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Writing Comminssions
AO3 tag Captains_Platonic_Masquerade Max 8k words Art Commisions TBC (laptop issues) With full time I can only take one commsion at a time, Edit: *commissions open~*

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Yautja
Dang, someone big upsetty in the comments that i kept the canonically poly aliens, poly.
But worst then getting critiques would be ignoring lore!
The story of the human skull on the Elder's sash.
"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

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Eu atualizei meu gosto para homens
Landscape study
Tumblr SexyMaskedMan Contest Round 2 Part 8
Scar (Alien Vs Predator)
Pepsiman
everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month
The Predator takes a liking in Batman

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Wolf: What's that old bastard got me doing now?
first off I unfortunately have no idea where in the podcast audio the fic is i've spent way too long skipping around looking for it, but do you know what other fic they read (bc I'm honestly paranoid that it's mine lol prob not but like the fear's still there)
ALSO YOU'VE WRITTEN SOME OF MY FAVORITE BATJOKES FICS I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOUR USERNAME YOUR FICS ARE AMAZING
Dang, I was actually on a train platform, just after work when one of my besties started rapidly messaging me to listen to the radio because they were talking about Batjokes and with my very limited phone data, i had the speaker to my ear and just rushed to listen! I never get to hear these segments cos they're on while I am travelling home, but this was the one i needed to hear. They read the two fic excerpts The host Jorden wrote one called "Where is he" about a secret rendezvous and yearning (early fic writing days for her but love the enthusiasm) The other fic was call "Bat me like one of your batgirl" which was a steamy probably smut story. but for the life of me I can't find either fic, Dont even know if Jorden even wrote a whole one or just the passage, But they do go on to talk about how one of the core parts of Batman and Joker is that "They have boners for each other" (Crassly said but so true) and a lot of tension, and people called in to gush about how the second fic was getting them excited... So new fans may have been born! ALSO THANK YOU SO MUCH! Batjokes will always have a special place in my heart, They got me into writing so I owe that ship a lot <3
Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works
If we have time I wanna say a few words to the wattpad users migrating to AO3.
I know it’s all really overwhelming. You’re going to see some things that make you uncomfortable, but you can also post things to make other people feel uncomfortable. And nobody can stop you.
I know freedom is scary. Change is scary. But it’s going to be okay. You’ll like it here if you give yourself time to adjust and time to learn.
I’m really glad to have you. I know it feels like everything from the fics to the authors is against you being here, but I am not. Change is scary for us, too. And a lot of the things we’re used to are brand new to you, and that must be really overwhelming. But it’s okay, because you’re going to adjust. It’s going to be great. And I want you to know that I’m so happy to have you here.
OP turned off reblogs but I thought this was a good addition
I also wanna add, if you end up liking something typically censored or taboo, that's fine! You aren't morally wrong for it. Maybe you aren't used to seeing that type of content and are scared of enjoying it because its "weird". That's what AO3's lack of censorship is for! Authors upload for you to enjoy too. You can read all the " freaky pervert shit" (affectionate) that you'd like and no one will stop you.
You also don't need a recognizable username (or an account at all for most fics), this isn't social media! It can be as anonymous as you want it to be. Save it, bookmark it, give it kudos, and leave positive comments. The authors appreciate the feedback. <3
@pixelsilver THIS MOTHERFUCKING UNIT
The Elder from AVP looks so good 🥰
ヾ(*ΦωΦ)ツ omgomg

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Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3
Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.