Sixth Hexkingdom Authority

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

2027 has to be the year that the lesbian community starts trying to get over lesbian sheep syndrome, because if I have to hear about another lesbian becoming deeply jealous over their friend-crush of multiple years whom they have never made a move on starting to talk about other people who actually actively want and make moves for them, or god forbid, hear about another genuinely fully adult lesbian try to have their friend ask girl(s) out for them, i may just need to become dyke joker

awow. awow. awow. bup bup bup bup bup

we all know that one girl who will forfeit her personhood for thigh pics

we all know that one doll who repeatedly affirms its non-personhood for continued access to thigh pics

I don't know what the fuck this cunt even is but she’s chuffing back a fat dart and that’s all that matters.

You're mommy's little STEMlord aren- ahem. I mean. You're mommy's little STEMlady aren't you. Go on. Belittle those pathetic humanties majors- ah? STEMlady isn't doing it for for you? Well, using masculine titles is like a major turn off for mommy so- oh ok yellow we can take a moment

Well, mommy thinks that STEMprincess splits the difference between being condescending and diminutive while being feminine, so maybe you could at least try being mommy's little STEMprincess during this scene. The humanities majors that mommy got for you to belittle need to go home soon

you verbed dog nouns