Sixth Hexkingdom Authority

having a friend whose horny is awesome because you can decorate its horns with cute accessories that it wouldnt wear otherwise

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

do i have to, miss ashen-and-friends?

no wonder you're having these fucked up nightmares you're sleeping with just a stumpy little shark plushie, that shit can barely swim let alone defend you, i've been sleeping with about 20 telekinetic sword plushies and a body pillow of a military commander allied to my cause, nothin's getting to me in my dreams

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals