Sixth Hexkingdom Authority

I think if we keep encouraging Tumblr YA comedy-fantasy authors we can really put a dent in the idea that it's possible for writing to be good

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

do i have to, miss ashen-and-friends?

no wonder you're having these fucked up nightmares you're sleeping with just a stumpy little shark plushie, that shit can barely swim let alone defend you, i've been sleeping with about 20 telekinetic sword plushies and a body pillow of a military commander allied to my cause, nothin's getting to me in my dreams

are you enough of a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER to take me to the zoo to look at the animals

the tool is sharp. its name is speed. tears through the aisles, hungry, empty. ah fuck. it has one of the shitty wheels that wobbles and gets stuck. shit. fuck.

the next greentext-based horror film will be a psychological horror exploring the twisted insane mind of a guy who would say no to mommy[sic]