pretending to be an adult

“When I decided to hit Bush with the shoe, it was a natural reaction, to the killing of a million of my people, the orphaning of five million children, resulting in tens of thousands of handicapped persons, tens of thousands of prisoners in American jails in Iraq, and the everyday scandals caused by the American occupation: rape, Abu Ghraib prison, bringing down roofs on people’s heads with Apache helicopters and F16 planes. Despite all this, Bush was saying the Iraqi people are happy, and the Americans liberated the Iraqi people.”

do you have any advice for someone smoking weed for the first time

Bones: with time I will mend this fracture stronger then ever. You were wise to put your faith in me.

comorbid disorders are either like "yeah ok, makes sense" or "what the fuck"

I 100% expect us to discover a bizarre but in retrospect, blindingly obvious connection between these in my lifetime.

“This this and this are things Kamala Harris has allowed to happen under her vice presidency”

Imagine you need 10 dollars. You see two people in front of you. One says they are going to give you zero dollars. The other says they are going to give you five dollars. You complain. “That’s only half of what I need! I need ten dollars, not five!” The first person says they will give you zero dollars. The second reiterates they will give you five. You need to choose who to pick so they can give you the money you need. You decide not to choose anyone. “Nobody is going to give me the ten dollars I need so I won’t pick anyone.” So you sit there, and the second person walks away. The first comes up to you and offers an empty hand. “Here’s your zero dollars.” He leaves. You still need ten dollars.