Peter Pan was right

every passing day with Merz as our chancellor just makes more and more clear that that man hasn't worked in a "normal" job for at least thirty years

Was macht eigentlich unsere lieben Sozialdemokraten? Also ihr wisst schon, die, die mitregieren? Die aus der Sozialdemokratischen Partei Deutschlands? Die, die sich der Sozialdemokratie verschrieben haben?

so what's going on? I can only slightly understand this

...see, this all depends on how much you know about the Timmy the Whale situation

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

this post was inspired by my boss telling me she couldnt "take me seriously" in a pair of dinosaur print overalls. sorry i have two degrees and a dope wardrobe. you dont need to take me seriously but You Will Take Me.

OP's an inspiration. bring on the whimsy movement!

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.

i fear that some of you take yourselves far too seriously for adults who log into tumblr every day

Fran and Niles’s relationship is such an accurate depiction of coworker friendships. Totally different ages, backgrounds, personalities, probably wouldn’t have been friends if they had never worked together, besties forever due to forced proximity. I love it