who uses tumblr anymore

serotinin administered

adhd just makes your really bad at capitalism, unfortunately

like bro i am just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time and you want me to work 8 hour shifts?

I know you don’t want to hear about ursine fractals any more but it… bears repeating

I love this picture because even 70 years ago, way up in the Arctic in a culture very different than my own, a 17 year old still had the same “Dad, please hurry up and take the damn picture” expression that characterized every picture taken of me from 2001-2007. 

Some things are universal

How I socialize

is your dad’s side of the family highkey fucked up or are you normal?

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism